Mark Valley:
Mark Valley Naked
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Information:
Name: Mark Valley
Born: 1964-12-24
Height: 1.8
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Filmography:
The 4400 (2004), Keen Eddie (2004), Fringe (2008), Some Girl (1998), I'm with Her (2004)
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What do witches eat at Halloween
?
Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !
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What can a monster do that you
can't do?
Count up to 25 on his fingers.
JourdonBurtyiU
What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
'Eyes down for a full mouse' !
WetherbyEdwardosR
Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in
common?
A: They are both substitute meats.
GilpinHasielHM
A history joke
Teacher: When was Rome
built?
Pupil: At night.
Teacher: Why did you say that?
Pupil:
Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a
day!
LoganAtmoreDs
Motorist: When I bought this car you
told me it
was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with
rust
Dealer: Yes, sir. The car is rust-free. We didn't charge you for it,
did we?
NewlynConstantinoYQ
Father and son standing outside the elephant's
cage in the Moscow
Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here
long enough, one of them
will throw some food at us."
CuileanTavionFD
What do you get if you cross an eel
with a
shopper?
A slippery customer.
LuxoviousAvielNM
What do you call an
elephant that lies
across the middle of a tennis court ?
Annette !
BlaeeyCreedyU
A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with
his family. Suddenly,
he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and
fainted.
"Darling, it was just a shark," said his wife when he
came to.
"You've got to stop imagining that there are lawyers
everywhere."
BrettOrdwinas